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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
— 3 days ago with 162312 notes

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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— 4 days ago with 604109 notes
ghost hunters:can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters:oh so your name is william
— 4 days ago with 527509 notes

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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— 4 days ago with 280180 notes

kingofbastille:

props to Bastille and Twenty One Pilots for writing music about things other than romantic relationships

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— 4 days ago with 1726 notes
impracticaljokerscraze:

I’m so proud of them! HAPPY 3-YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS HILARIOUS GROUP OF GUYS!!!!!

impracticaljokerscraze:

I’m so proud of them! HAPPY 3-YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS HILARIOUS GROUP OF GUYS!!!!!

— 5 days ago with 12 notes

Well,for your information,I’m not sweet on the inside and I’m certainly not little.

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— 1 week ago with 1676 notes

Well,for your information,I’m not sweet on the inside and I’m certainly not little.

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— 1 week ago with 1676 notes

misstariana:

Tenth Doctor Bear!
He even has two hearts. :)
Also he smells of strawberries.

Hubby took me because build-a-bear was on my bucket list. I had more fun than I thought I did.
Did best I could for what accessories they had… Kind of wish he could have Tennant hair.

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— 2 weeks ago with 2379 notes
facebook boys:you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys:you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know:you are potato
— 2 weeks ago with 310445 notes

jarpad:

do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep

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— 2 weeks ago with 88964 notes